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1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! 2. Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone. 3. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant. 4. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down. 5. Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence. 6. Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits. 7. Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders? A: Because they can't even keep two calves together! 8. Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg? A: Nothing. They've never met. 9. Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables! 10. Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job. 11. Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A1: She'd just dyed her hair. A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much. 12. Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads. 13. Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. 14. Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment? A: An IN-body experience! 15. Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: They both get fucked up when they're on their back. |
Hi, I will upload games by request and whats hot. This month features the spice Girls. and blonds!!!!! 16. Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common? A: Put either of 'em in a car and their fucked. 17. Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme. 18. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. 19. Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? A: Shine a torch in her ears. 20. Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them. 21. Q1 How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out on the screen. Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer? A: There's writing on the white-out. 22. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. 23. Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common? A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you. 24. Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9. 25. Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno! 26. Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads. 27. Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads. 28. Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello? A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages. 29. Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat, under a buck. 30. Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they can't get their head in the jar | ||||||||||||||||
| And what the hell? how about Bill clinton this month too | |||||||||||||||||
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The former Surgeon General was discussing who is the easiest to operate on with some friends. One surgeon said engineers were the easiest to operate on because their insides were color coded. One surgeon said librarians were the easiest because their insides were arranged in alphabetical order. Elders said that Clinton was the easiest person to operate on by far. He has no guts, no spine, no heart and this dick and brain are interchangeable! This site has the best Clinton Jokes on the internet. Poor Mr. Clinton has a lot on his mind righ now. He has the sex scandels, Hillary for a wife, and the possibility of being impeached. So I though lets make his life a little worse. So hear's this site. Keep up the good work Bill and I'll always worship you, you the PIMP!!! One day I was walking along a dock, and on one side, I saw Bill Clinton Drowning. On the other side, I saw Steve Case (President of AOL) drowning. I had a tough decision to make. Should I have a burrito or a cheeseburger for lunch. At the bottom inbetween the two pics is an ex or someting. click the last mouse button to get a game a recording or something cool check it out ! | |||||||||||||||||
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